Tumblr was sold to Yahoo I mean come on.
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
I have a UTI that is completely awful and painful and I’m on antibiotics and I’m starting to feel a little guilty because I know that they aren’t vegan. But what other option do I have?
Had a dream that my boyfriend stopped being vegan on a whim. Also I was back in high school and got kicked out for crying.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.